Monday, January 28, 2008


Had Enough?

If I have to look at another sequence of me eating, I'm going to plotz! Wait. I just did. Can I get a change out over here?

Saturday, January 12, 2008

The Candy of Meats

Meatball Brown: Do you like that porkchop, honey?

Chew-chew: Mm.

MB: What?

Chew-chew: Sshh. Eating.

MB: Okay, I was just checking.

Chew-chew: Can you believe he talked through the whole meal like that? Is nothing sacred?

Ostrich Walk

Tuesday, January 1, 2008

What's for dinner?

Chew-Chew: Here comes that guy with the camera again, quick, do I have anything on my face?

Meatball Brown: Nnnope.

Chew-Chew: I do don't I? I'm asking you.
You're not going to tell me the truth: Is there anyone who can tell me the truth? Is there anything on my head?

MB: I stand by my response.

Name that Taste!

Hello everyone, and welcome to another episode of "Hey, What Does THIS Taste Like?" Today's contestant is Chew-Chew, she's an Aquarius and she's from Brooklyn. Okay, Chew-Chew, let's play!

Yes, honey, that's a lemon. Lemon. Lemon. I asked you what you wanted for lunch, and I distinctly heard you say, "Tseaa!" Then you grabbed the lemon.

C'mon, let's have some shepard's pie instead.