Friday, December 14, 2007


Rawr! I like apples! Try to take this from me. You should see what I did to the guy I took this from.

Sorting Paper

Yes, there's a method to my madness; paper that fits in my mouth is right here, and everyting else is over there.

Monday, December 10, 2007

Who's Cuter? or More Trouble from Thanksgiving

This photo was sent to me today and it's so cute I had to post it! Thanks Grammy!

Friday, November 30, 2007

Thanksgiving Trifecta

Who's cuter? OK, don't answer that. Why you always trying to get me in trouble?

Thanksgiving family style. In Thanksgiving Square, Dallas TX. Hand to gods. Thanksgiving Square.

Dear Santa,
Stop freaking out my kid, or I'll punch you.
No offense,
Meatball Brown.

Who Loves Yellow Crab?

And for the record, that's:

Monday, November 19, 2007

Sunday, November 18, 2007

Thursday, November 15, 2007

New Favorite

by Louis Phillips
The prune is creased
from head to toe,
Or, (if I might quote
President Taft)
The prune is wrinkled
fore and aft...
Pity the prune,
that misunderstood fruit.
A prune is a plum
in an unpressed suit.

Little Stando

Saturday, October 27, 2007


What. The. Heck. Was. That!?!

On Your Mark, Get Set . . .

Sunday, October 21, 2007

By the way . . .

I'm standing. HOLY CATS! I'M STANDING!

Still can't walk, but WOOOOOO, standing!

Saturday, October 13, 2007

Look What I Can Do!

Hey, hey, hey, is Star Search still on? I'll kill with this act!

Friday, September 28, 2007

Hiking is Easy and FUN!

Meatball Brown: Hey Bebe, let's hike to Massachusetts!

Chew-chew: Um, OK. Is it safe to transport minors across state lines?

MB: I'm your father, not Chuck Berry.

Chew-chew: Hooray! Hiking is fun!

MB: Sure is, honey.

Chew-chew: Hey, I really like this hiking up this hill . . . hey, why are we slowing down?

MB: *pant* *wheeze* . . . We're switching positions on the way down.

Sunday, September 16, 2007

10/6 Hat Party!

Twinkle, twinkle, little bat,
how I wonder where you're at,
Your birthday cones are a trifle faddy,
but not as silly as your daddy.

Friday, September 14, 2007

Mind the Gap

One of these things, is just like the others,
come on, can you tell me which one?
Can you tell me which kid is doing her tee-thing,
Now it's time to play our game,
It's time to play our ga-ame!

Sunday, September 9, 2007

Dinner with a Fire Goblin

The Orange Foods Appreciation Months Celebration Continues!

Rhymes with Door Hinge

It's Orange Food Appreciation Months! This four month extravaganza includes a wide menu of Chew-chew approved foods such as: mango, kabocha squash, sweet potato, apricot, cantelope, tabby, Monarch butterflies, Bengal tiger, Garibaldi fish and the soon-to-be-discovered carrot. Highlights of the festivities include seminars on gustatory demolition and slant rhyme.

Tuesday, September 4, 2007

Thursday, August 30, 2007

Moe action, MoeBlog!

Mobile blog posts are now active! Rwar!

Saturday, August 25, 2007

Are Violets Blue?

Meatball Brown: So young lady, we're liking yogurt today? You seem to be getting more on your head than in it.

Chew-chew: You're hilarious. But we would like to remind the court that you are the one holding the spoon right now. Perhaps you need to work on your marksmanship.

MB: What is this, My Dinner with Andre? Maybe we should just dip your head in a vat of yogurt and cut out the middleman.

Chew-chew: Ha! Dip. I call I get to play Andre Gregory's part. Besides, you've got Wally Shawn's hairline.

MB: Okay, smarty, you can feed yourself.

Chew-chew: Fine. Gimme that thing.

Chew-chew: See? Easy as pie. Wait. There's pie?


I tell you, it was the darnedest thing. I was just sitting here, minding my own business, when BOOM! The sweet potato on the table just blew right up. It was crazy. It's a good thing I have this protective tarpulin on, otherwise, I'd be coated in the stuff.

Mmmmm, plums?

Okay, it's a little sweet, but I'm still not 100% convinced these things are any good. I'll still suck on it for a little while; but don't forget that's coming from someone who likes the taste of our living room rug.

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Tetas with a water back

Sometimes, lunching is thirsty work, n'est-il pas?

(photo credit: Großvater Buese)

Sunday, August 19, 2007

Hot Mango Flush

I like mango so much, my parents strip me down to my diaper and make me wear this oilcloth tarp. It's really going to be a shame when I spit some of this up on the big guy, but he's got it coming.

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

. . . the beam of her view gilded my portly belly. . .

Ms. Toby Belch says:

If reasons were as plentiful as blackberries honeydew melon,
I would give no man a reason upon compulson, I. And take
away these chalices. Go brew me a pottle of sack finely.

Sticky Baby Alert! WHOOP! WHOOP! WHOOO!

Krusty was right, honeydew is the money melon!

Saturday, August 11, 2007

Sweet Potato Massacre

My aim, then, was to whip the sweet potatoes, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread me.

Friday, August 10, 2007

Chicken v. Egg

Here's the Chicken:

And here's the Egg:

Query: If the second photo was first, and the first one second, but the first second one was first, and the second first followed; I must ask you gentle reader: Which baby daddy needs a razor most desperately?

Merciless Eat Down

Rwawr! I will eat you! You and your silly bowl are nothing in the face of my powerful toothless kung fu! And if you taste anything at all like sweet potatoes, you're history!

Of course, if you taste like avocados, yogurt, or King Ghidorah, then maybe you have a chance. But I think you probably taste like sweet potatoes, so you're finished!

Thursday, August 9, 2007

Inaugural address

This is a test.